Kira wrote:
And
this
little cutie is the Tyan variety.
Oooh. Now we're talkin' Dodge Charger !
Although this is a stupid move on IBM's part, rivalling the Cimarron for asinine decision-making at the top. Ginny should be peddling refrigerators on
The Price is Right
, that's what she's good for.
Some fantastic reporting here :
http://www.enterprisetech.com/2014/04/2 ... er-boards/
Isn't it great, good ol' Mr Tech Editor will put on the pads and instantly drop to his knees for the advertisers at IBM, codenamed "Shysters" ! omigod, did you know the reference name for this board is the SP010 ? Good Lord deliver us ! What a revelation ! And the codename for the project is Turismo ! Sweet Baby Jesus, I'm in with the in-crowd now ! My code name is Big ******* and the Assistant is Sweetikins. The dog is Bubblehead and the toilet is Aunt Tilly. When I do a number two, that's a Golden Brown Floater. Isn't that so sweet ? We can be nine years old also !
But really, I feel so inadequate ... we aren't a hyperscale datacenter here. And I'm not aimed at small and medium businesses, virtualization, data analytics, solving world hunger, bringing enlightenment to the masses, improving the diet of the underprivileged, providing home shopping channel to the poor, healing the lame, righting wrongs or fighting for truth, justice and the american way.
Damn. Maybe when I graduate from third grade I can get a job as technical editor somewhere too.
I did learn that 'The ATX board measures 12 inches by 9.6 inches, which means it can easily fit in a standard rack or tower server." This is so cool ! now I know that an ATX board will fit into a rack or tower server ! I had no idea ...
“A real server platform is also critical for detailed performance measurements and continuous optimizations and to integrate and test the ongoing advances that become available through OpenPower and the extended OpenPower community.” Oh Gordon, puh-lease ! Stop, stop, I'll mess my jeans ! I can't help it, when you talk technical like that I get so hot !
When you're done, could you go back and take a few years of remedial English ? Maybe you could learn what a fucking sentence is ?
And the pincers movement on Intel ... holee shit, I had that in a whorehouse in Abilene once. Let me tell ya, that's something Intel isn't going to forget quickly ! I don't know if there's any way to prepare for that. Intel just better be careful, that's all I can say !
I've heard there's a fountain in Hell which gushes the vomitous spew of thousands of white-shod Madison Avenue shysters. When Mr Hi-Tech Tech Editor heads down below, he can be the plumber. And Ginny Ginny Bo Binny can be the statue in the center.