vishnu wrote:
I know! I can tell because I stopped believing in reality a long time ago but it never went away...
You better stop posting this stuff in public or you'll never get a white collar position in Management. Any real manager does not believe in Reality, even if it reaches up out of the grunter and takes a big chomp out of his ass. They can always come up with some horseshit loser excuse to explain away their stupidity, even when it flies in the face of the facts. Heck,
especially
when their story flies in the face of all fact.
Look to Mr Greenspan for your inspiration, that guy is a true master of Business Logic. Got a degree, too. He must be smart !
A little practice in gobbledygook and perhaps you, too, could qualify for the Harvard Business School. You could be a Visionary ! An Innovator ! A fucking useless fool with a big salary ! Wouldn't that be cool ?
guardian452 wrote:
hmmmm, reminds me of my theme-park-ride-operator days...
Not a chance. Theme parks are too smart to hire MBAs. You have to have a functioning brain* to operate potentially dangerous equipment.
* i.e., can deal with problems more complex than, "How much larger will my bonus be if I fire two guys in q/c and threaten the rest with losing their jobs so they shut up ?"