Just saw this film, it was pretty shitty. Good analogy to that monster they cooked up: noisier and with more teeth, but... not really a dinosaur.
In IMAX three-dee, of course ! (which is where you sit in the same theater and look at the same screen as normal but they turn the sound volume up a bit for an extra $2, still, totally worth it
Despite spending a lot of time on the setup, we didn't get to see all that much of the park. From what we did see, it seemed like a pretty poor experience. Piss-poor crowd control and layout. Maybe they should have hired a consultant who actually... knew how to run a theme park
Which is disappointing because Universal's park is one of my favorites. It's like they were trying to make a depressing and poorly managed version of Disneyland. Which is great, except we didn't get to see very much of it. Lots of avenues for plot twists here that they didn't bother with. Why not have an evacuation plan of sorts (of course they would) and then have it go wrong, etc? Example, Disney has the famous underground tunnels and bunker for worker transportation and also enough provisions to support a capacity population for
years
if there is a catastrophe..
chicaneuk wrote:
Were there any nods to SGI anywhere? Was hoping there might be some workstations pictured on a desk, etc etc but I figure that'd be too much to hope for!
There was of course product placement for computers just like in the first film. Substitute SGI and Thinking Machine for Samsung, and you are in business.
There were nods to the first film, some old props were bandied about, etc. They made a point of talking about the original Jurassic Park to be a taboo. I never saw JP 2 or 3, so there may have been more references there. Most 90s cartoons have thicker plots. The special effects were great but that's a bad excuse for not having a plot.
It is about on par with most movies put out nowadays, lots of flash and dazzle but no story. It is a good movie if you don't care about story, characters, subplot, etc, etc. If you just want to see dinosaurs in a kinda crappy and overcrowded theme park, without too much of the theme park, this is your film.
I'm sure Disney will manage about the same with the new Star Wars. (If they wanted to do it right, they would take the story from the Thrawn series and make that a new film trilogy. Rather than.... a story that wouldn't have made it as a clone wars episode. But that's just IMO of course)
shyouko wrote:
I read the heroine ran all the time with her heels throughout the movie...
Substitute "heels" for 7" stilletos, and add "the 1600M Olympic finals while being eaten by dinosaurs" after "ran" for a better effect
a comment from a few months ago:
The released trailers have clearly shown their is only one major threat so far. Hopefully there is more.
Park is open.
Crazy carnivore gets loose.
Park collapses.
Carnivore is somehow eaten by large aquatic dino.
The End.
I hope I'm mistaken, but it appears too predictable at this point.
Just about sums it up.
Also, it took too long for the fat American businessman to be eaten, but there was a collective "finally" in the theater when he was. Yet he was no villain, just an idiot.