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Frapazoid
From Poznan, Poland
Who joined May 23, 2006, 9:49 a.m.
Wrote on the subject of Are You Waiting For The End Of The World? at May 7, 2010, 12:17 p.m...
I was wondering about the earthquake thing, I found this:

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/co ... 02570.html

Peddling porn across the universe.


What if aliens want to buy it?

Filler for their version of national geographic.

aliens better be foul tasting, otherwise they'll end up in the deli counter at you local Walmart.


They are foul tasting, and it doesn't help. The brand name is "Oscar Meyer".
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"Chief, look! I learned to make fire! Who knows what we could do with this... We should learn to control it!"

"Ridiculous. How can you justify wasting time and effort on this so-called 'fire' when our children are freezing to death at night?"
Frapazoid
From Poznan, Poland
Who joined May 23, 2006, 9:49 a.m.
Wrote on the subject of Are You Waiting For The End Of The World? at May 8, 2010, 7:28 a.m...
I love Josehill's comment from the thread fu linked to:

We should probably just set up an "Everybody is Evil" forum, an "Everywhere Sucks" forum, and a "The Old Days Were Better" forum.
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"Chief, look! I learned to make fire! Who knows what we could do with this... We should learn to control it!"

"Ridiculous. How can you justify wasting time and effort on this so-called 'fire' when our children are freezing to death at night?"
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Frapazoid
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Who joined May 23, 2006, 9:49 a.m.
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Wrote on the subject of Are You Waiting For The End Of The World? at May 8, 2010, 7:25 p.m...
GeneratriX wrote:
I think this is all a commercial bullshit to get richer some media groups


Every time something big happens, the History channel puts out a documentary about Nostradamus. Then at the end they hint he also predicted whatever just happened. They always find some nonsensical ramblings to back it up.

Nostradamus predicted 9/11, you know, as well as Kelly Clarkson winning American Idol.

Mmmmmm, and last week's powerball numbers for good measure.

I wonder if they do this to sell books about Nostradamus.

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"Chief, look! I learned to make fire! Who knows what we could do with this... We should learn to control it!"

"Ridiculous. How can you justify wasting time and effort on this so-called 'fire' when our children are freezing to death at night?"
Frapazoid
From Poznan, Poland
Who joined May 23, 2006, 9:49 a.m.
Wrote on the subject of Are we all 99% space? at May 10, 2010, 3:11 p.m...
Seriously, I leave you peeps for a while and some of you get all apocalyptic on me. WTF.


We could only assume you were dead, and without the presence of your magnificent brain, this planet is surely doomed.
Maverick 3: Athlon X2 7750, 2gb, Windows Vista
Frank Dux: SGI Octane2 R12k 400mhz 1.5gb

"Chief, look! I learned to make fire! Who knows what we could do with this... We should learn to control it!"

"Ridiculous. How can you justify wasting time and effort on this so-called 'fire' when our children are freezing to death at night?"
Frapazoid
From Poznan, Poland
Who joined May 23, 2006, 9:49 a.m.
Wrote on the subject of Are we all 99% space? at May 10, 2010, 3:35 p.m...
For what its worth, everything Bruce Willis touches turns to gold.

I dunno if it works on things that aren't movies but, if we're facing the end of the world, dumping him into a spaceship is worth a shot.
Maverick 3: Athlon X2 7750, 2gb, Windows Vista
Frank Dux: SGI Octane2 R12k 400mhz 1.5gb

"Chief, look! I learned to make fire! Who knows what we could do with this... We should learn to control it!"

"Ridiculous. How can you justify wasting time and effort on this so-called 'fire' when our children are freezing to death at night?"
Frapazoid
From Poznan, Poland
Who joined May 23, 2006, 9:49 a.m.
Wrote on the subject of Are we all 99% space? at May 10, 2010, 4:32 p.m...
Their relationship with Aerosmith was permanently tainted over the M&M debacle. Heckuvajob Brownie failed to remove every non-green M&M from the bowl in their hotel room, and now they won't do disaster assistance anymore.

Are we boned?
Maverick 3: Athlon X2 7750, 2gb, Windows Vista
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"Chief, look! I learned to make fire! Who knows what we could do with this... We should learn to control it!"

"Ridiculous. How can you justify wasting time and effort on this so-called 'fire' when our children are freezing to death at night?"
Frapazoid
From Poznan, Poland
Who joined May 23, 2006, 9:49 a.m.
Wrote on the subject of Are we all 99% space? at May 10, 2010, 4:45 p.m...
At least we can take solice in that the oil is spilling onto McCain states.

Ba-zing!!!

*Frap ducks & covers
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"Chief, look! I learned to make fire! Who knows what we could do with this... We should learn to control it!"

"Ridiculous. How can you justify wasting time and effort on this so-called 'fire' when our children are freezing to death at night?"
Frapazoid
From Poznan, Poland
Who joined May 23, 2006, 9:49 a.m.
Wrote on the subject of Brain Rot at May 10, 2010, 6:50 p.m...
I agree. I can't stand the way schools are run. I couldn't stand it when I was a kid. I constantly felt patronized. Luckily I was pulled out and home schooled.

We make it very clear to kids that they're expected to act like a bunch of little retards, and be a bunch of little retards, and lo and behold...
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"Chief, look! I learned to make fire! Who knows what we could do with this... We should learn to control it!"

"Ridiculous. How can you justify wasting time and effort on this so-called 'fire' when our children are freezing to death at night?"
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Frapazoid
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Who joined May 23, 2006, 9:49 a.m.
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Wrote on the subject of Are we all 99% space? at May 11, 2010, 6:20 a.m...
Noncents.

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"Chief, look! I learned to make fire! Who knows what we could do with this... We should learn to control it!"

"Ridiculous. How can you justify wasting time and effort on this so-called 'fire' when our children are freezing to death at night?"
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Frapazoid
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Who joined May 23, 2006, 9:49 a.m.
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Wrote on the subject of Are we all 99% space? at May 11, 2010, 1:12 p.m...
Quote:
Noncents or Nondollars?


Centsless violence, that's what!!!

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"Chief, look! I learned to make fire! Who knows what we could do with this... We should learn to control it!"

"Ridiculous. How can you justify wasting time and effort on this so-called 'fire' when our children are freezing to death at night?"
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Frapazoid
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Who joined May 23, 2006, 9:49 a.m.
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Wrote on the subject of Growing out of the RISC itch - hopefully at May 11, 2010, 6:48 p.m...
mgtremaine wrote:
I missed reading your posts R-ten-K welcome back.


Ditto.

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"Chief, look! I learned to make fire! Who knows what we could do with this... We should learn to control it!"

"Ridiculous. How can you justify wasting time and effort on this so-called 'fire' when our children are freezing to death at night?"
Frapazoid
From Poznan, Poland
Who joined May 23, 2006, 9:49 a.m.
Wrote on the subject of Anyone else watching for the DM-2? at Sept. 8, 2010, 12:12 a.m...
I loved that sound when it ignites. Bam!
Maverick 3: Athlon X2 7750, 2gb, Windows Vista
Frank Dux: SGI Octane2 R12k 400mhz 1.5gb

"Chief, look! I learned to make fire! Who knows what we could do with this... We should learn to control it!"

"Ridiculous. How can you justify wasting time and effort on this so-called 'fire' when our children are freezing to death at night?"