What version of Solaris? If it's 11 it's as easy as falling off a log: /installing-oracle-solaris-11-2-using-usb-
Holy Mother of Snowden, Margaret ! It's The Cloud ! Run for your life ! Hide the data in the root cellar and smear yourself with dogshit, it'll think you are a yuppy and Belong to It !
Fear Not, Father Babbage will deliver thee from SIGINT.
Ellison, Schmidt, Paige ! I command thee in the name of Stallman ! Depart this rack and torment this computer no more ! Begone, thou misbegotten coupling of Greed and Fascism ! Return thy fetid stench to Mountain View !
Meanwhile, it looks like it's time to investigate Containers. Jeeze, not exactly what I needed to spend the waning years of my youth on but no other choice I can see ... looks kind of interesting, actually.