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We should have fun once in a while - shouldn't we?

1.[Well-known] This blond who can't swim nevertheless dives into the Nile. Of course, from all sides crocodiles approach. Very well, she cries, Lacoste is coming to my rescue.

2. What is a blonde searching for in a rice-field? For Uncle Ben.

3. Father [to his son]: "Stop your silly jokes about blondes. There are certainly very intelligent blondes, you know"!
Son [to father]: "Yes, Pa, but they run on all four and are called Golden Retrievers!"

Any other blondes jokes?

I have been writing for years

" dear Santa Claus
happiness, for me, been an awful trip
think of all the fun I've missed
think of all the fanny's that I haven't kissed
next year I could be just as good
if you'll check out my Christmas list
it's just slip a girl with a bottle of good wine
under the tree, may I have both blond , buddy ? "

a few years ago, Christmas day after
the fate given me a Joke

I got Lady Gaga under the Christmas tree
Happy Day-After Party , good wine
but she is red, not blond
(and damn spendthrift, never say shopping
never give her a prepayed credit card)

life tells Jokes